Semi GireBal on AbASh

Unless you have been sleeping next to a cold-hearted albeit able bodied Frenchman with a penchant for Arctic holidays you'll realize that its getting awfully hot in our country.If you didn't, fear not for neither did I! One of the perils of the high life, I'm afraid but I don't seem to get out in the sun that much.But from what I hear and know to be true, the bloody heat is absolutely killing everyone out here!
Everyone's getting hot and sweaty just standing in the sun for a few minutes Imagine what is happening to those poor souls who actually work in the heat!
But at least it's something everyone is sharing .All this active heat between us , running through us coursing through our veins our bodies and our minds must culminate in something.it makes one seaty just thinking that dirty little thought doesn't it? But things are bound to happen . That's what obviously happens when it gets too hot.Something explodes out of proportions...Like a kiss between a snub-nosed beauty and an older beast.//?
Oh dont tell me you didnt hear it ALL over the news?Its the only thing everyone would talk about.The betrayer of hearts Richard Gere kissing lissome but somewhat light headed Shilpa Shetty!Imagine the horror of it!That too by force just like the horrid Punjabi boy who tried to harm that poor all round angel, Rakhi......May God bless her courage!In fact little Richie tried kissing her quite a few times but the poor girl didn't seem to know how to be kissed by him!And all this in the heart o Delhi right in the middle of an event organised for truck drivers.Really!Its quite indecent of them to do this in front of so many young Indians who have already so prone to think vilely about such things! Well at least Richard had the decency to shout, "No Condom No Sex"
The other gathering heat is my darling Abhishgek's wedding to the gorgeous Aishwarya of course!Its going to be a fantastic wedding and I'm just waiting for the 4 page invitation which should be arriving as you read this complete with double "A" embossed on the cover!Too bad its high profile wedding and they dun need riff raff coming there otherwise i'm sure they'd invite all their fans too...........I'm so sorry that some of their own friends have not been invited.I'm so sorry that Shah Rukh and Gauri poor things that they haven't been invited.Nor has that rather handy hunk Salman or that cutie little cretin Aamir.Well may be Sunil Sheity can fill them in on the details since he's been invited along with Yashji the Ambani brother and little KAran or Kjo as I like to call him!
And you have the summer heat to thank for all this!i just hope the dear darlings have air conditioning so they don't get that hot on their hot wedding night1 Can you imagine wearing all sweaty wet sticky itchy scratchy and naughty at the same time....to be continued have to go to "masir" marriage complete later or mom will kill be all my kins will be mad with me bye bye